Source: abourbonforsilvia
2nd source: Martin Sitoy
*I highlighted the ones kung saan ako pinaka tinamaan. :))
1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one. (iPad in my case.. Wala na po si iPhone.. Nag bakasyon.)
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
Our plants are more sosyal than me. They get Starbucks ground coffee for breakfast.
What. The. Hell.
I’ve dug up some old photos from my really old cellphone, and I found this horridly nostalgic picture. This was done during one of my school subjects in 2nd year college, and the task was to combine and photo manipulate some background and pictures. I know it’s supposed to be just cropping and placing the model (and adding accessories) then choosing a background, but I had too much fun and replaced her face with.. Yeah. Seeing it now, WTH talaga. :))
Cause we all have to eat some greens sometimes..
Sooooooo.. Here’s my latest little companion, my Blackberry 9700. Was going for the 9780 but I got a really nice deal on this one, and I’m liking the chrome linings more. When I got this phone, she wasn’t really nice to me at first and quite a complicated little thing, but I’m really liking Twitter, Blackberry Messenger, YM, Facebook, Push Email, etc on the go..Very fancy! It’s so new and sometimes alienating (omg solid keyapds), but I’m pleased with my decision to go with blackberry.
But of course my love for iOS and the iPhones are still mutual, and I’m interested on going for the next generation iPhone (5?) when it comes out. Time will tell though..
I’m still learning this phone and I’m actually enjoying it, red blinking lights are cool. Haha! :)
I was given donuts today. Welcome to the express lane to my heart. Oh, and the Chocolate covered one is filled with peanut butter. I died.
Such nice and taste looking donuts. :’O
Cause I was bored while waiting for Donna in her condo, came a shot of bokeh from my little camera. :)
